Introducing The Grim Infant.

As the mother of three darlings, Wendy got bored with all the twee kids stuff on the market so made her own slogan shirts for the kids.

Isabella used to eat dirt. Riley is a September baby. You get the gist. Now you can get your hands on the t-shirts I created for them. Not their 'actual' t-shirts but those inspired by them.

The Grim Infant

The Grim Infant

Naughty t-shirts and body suits to shock the grandparents. 

Wendy's Darlings

The idea for Wendy's Darlings started when I had my eldest over 20 years ago. I wanted a store or a place where I could talk and have and share ideas with people like me - not just people I HAD to be pals with because they had kids. People like me. There's more around now with the brilliant Scummy Mummies or Comedy Shows for parents but people were a lot less honest a few years back.

  • The T's are Irreverent

    This is parenting with a giggle so please don't come at me. Put it on Mumsnet.

  • Isabella Inspired

    These are slogans inspired by what the eldest did and said when she was little. Beautiful Bella.

  • Max's Musings

    Middle Boy Max inspires these words of wisdom. Funny, smart and caustic.

  • Rambunctious Riley

    Riley is the youngest. A devil-may-care attitude and a winning smile. He's chaos personified.

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On the Way...

The Stroppy Teen

These T's are coming soon and are for the Tik Tok obsessed-everything-is-shit-and-I-know-better-than-you... 

The Stroppy Teen

These T's are coming soon and are for the Tik Tok obsessed-everything-is-shit-and-I-know-better-than-you... 

  • The Degenerates

    We thought we'd know by now didn't we? Well we don't. Alcohol gives us a mystery headache and cake makes you gain weight and who cares?

  • Gifts to Annoy Friends

    You know that thing they said in 2008 which you just wont let go? Why not get it on a T-Shirt? Even the handover shock makes it worth it.